O FIEL AMIGO

 

- Mr. President?

- Yea

- Intelligence services, here

- What's going on?

- We captured a conversation from putin

- And what did he say?

- Said he wants to invade Portugal

- Potchugal? What is Potchugal?

- It's a country

- From Africa?

- No, Mr. President, from Europe

- And why does Putin want to invade Potchugal?

- According to his words, because Portugal has "a bakalhova à josef do pipvo do karalheva"

- What is it?

- We don't know Mr. President. And putin also said that Portugal has " a madurov tintvo ke eskorregva ké uma belezova"

- Look, does Potchugal have oil?

- No, Mr. President

- Does Potchugal have gold and diamond mines?

- No, Mr. President

- Then let putin invade and then I'll go on television to condemn the invasion

- It can't be, Mr. President

- Why?

- Because Portugal is part of nato

- Oh yea? So, send them the old helicopters we used in Vietnam

- Very well, Mr. President

- Listen, for american you have a funny accent

- Yes I do, Mr President. I was born at the Lages base

- Lages base? Oh yea, good memories...